Friday, 8 February 2013

Bonus Badmouth - Wales Rugby International Day

This is how BBC Wales will be covering the forthcoming Six Nations tournament. Excerpt courtesy of the Radio Times.

BBC 1 Wales

10:00 – The Big Match Preview.
Join us as we meet the crowd gathering in the Capital City of Wales and celebrate the sights and the smells of Cardiff on International Day.
Viewer discretion advised: may contain scenes of women in pink cowboy hats and close-ups of vomit.

11:00 – Rugby Recollections. (Repeat)
Ex-internationals boast about their achievements whilst criticizing the current squad. Features archive footage of when Wales were good.
Viewer discretion advised: contains scenes of Max Boyce. Not suitable for children.

12:00 – The Big Match. Another Preview.
As kick-off time gets closer it gets more desperate, join us as we once again look ahead to the Big Match at Wales' Lenyum Stadium.
Viewer discretion advised: contains the same archive footage of old matches as featured in the previous programme.

14:00 – The Big Match.
Live from the Lenyum Stadium. Can Wales overcome the old enemy or is this blanket media coverage an expensive waste of time? In English, Welsh, subtitles, Braille, semaphore and Eddie Butler.
Viewer discretion advised: may contain images of graphic violence and torture.

16:00  - What Went Wrong?
Wales rue another defeat. Analysis of this afternoon’s International.
Viewer discretion advised: may contain scenes of gloating ex-Internationals.

17:00 – Sports Round Up.
Another in-depth look at this afternoon’s International.
Viewer discretion advised: may contain scenes that some viewers find disturbing.

17:45 - Football.
Viewer discretion advised: blink and you'll miss it.

 
17:46 – News, Weather and Sport.
The News from around the world and Cardiff's Lenyum Stadyum .
Viewer discretion advised: may contain scenes that some viewers now find tedious.
BBC 2 Wales
20:00 – Scrum V Inquest.
How Welsh Rugby supporters reacted to this afternoon’s defeat.
Viewer discretion advised: may contain scenes of domestic violence and spousal abuse.
10:00 – The Big Match Revisited.
This afternoon’s match in full for Mr Harry 'Harry' Harries of Abertridwr, the one person in Wales who missed the game and refuses to own or operate a video.
Viewer discretion advised: Stay tuned 'Match of the Day' follows.

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